We get a lot of mail. Mostly, it???s of the electronic form. But from those marketing agents and publicists who found out our snail mail address, we get packages, too. They???re almost always of the promotional form, trying to generate interest in a new TV show, movie, book, or rehab center. Herewith, we document their efforts.
“HOT OFF THE PRESS,” screamed the press release. “The re-launched Promenade magazine.”
That sure explains why they sent oven mitts.
By “re-launched,” they mean “new owner.” Davler Media Group (so named, we’re guessing, by combing the first and sirnames of owner/publisher David Miller) has taken over the glossy New York luxury visitor book, adding it to its publishing stable that includes City Guide and New York Metro Parents.
Quoting from the press release, Miller says “Promenade will serve the wealthiest 1% of the world’s population when they’re visiting New York.” So expect to see it popping up bedside at your W Hotel suite and in the seat back pocket of the chauffeured Maybach that’s escorting you to your private jet at JFK.
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