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This Is What Happens When Crazy People Procreate

• In the words of an eight year old girl who’s all kinds of fucked up, “I’d rather have breast milk, than a million melons.”
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Farrah Fawcett Joins the List of Violated UCLA Patients

Britney Spears isn’t the only celebrity patient at UCLA who had her medical records rifled through: Farrah Fawcett also got the VIP t

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Note To Women: If You’re Going To Grab Tim McGraw’s Naughty Bits, You May Want To Wait Until His Wife’s Not Looking

• Faith Hill tells a grabby Tim McGraw fan to “show some respec

Unfashionably Sober
LiLo Shuns ‘Cute Boots’ In Favor Of Bulky Anklet

Yesterday, we all heard that Lindsay’s ditched her Kabbalah red string bracelet in favor of the latest accessory: an ankl

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Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend/Trophy Wife Was Hot Like Victoria Beckham?

• Victoria Beckham to perform with the Pussycat Dolls, presumably because she encapsulates their unique b

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This Is What Happens When Ambiguously Gay Muppets Rent R-Rated Movies

• Bert and Ernie get some aural action, reenact the infamous De Niro/Pesci argument from Casino. Next up: A m

Craigslist: Not Just for Used Couches

Today the New York Times reports that people use the Internet for sex. And not just for sex with themselves, sex with prostitutes. To be fair, the Time

Jason Pellegrino: Hot Or Not?

Sick of wading through the uglies in the typical online dating pools? Well, thanks to Jason Pellegrino, those days are over. Pellegrino, 33, was tired of those

Reese Witherspoon To Sport Peg-Leg For Movie Version Of Heather Mills’ Life?
Mills Aims Sky-High, Reportedly Inspired By The Judith Miller Story

“HEATHER Mills wants to be played by Reese Wi

WHO To The NYT: Eff You

NYT To The WHO Thru Slate: No, No, Eff You

Hey, guess what???s starting to seem a lot like high school? The New York Times???s fight with the World Health Organizati