Jossip

Jennifer Lopez has some amazing hair, doesn’t she? Seeing how she’ll wear it on American Idol is at least half the fun.

Alec Baldwin says he’s retiring from all public life, like Shia LaBeouf. In the same essay, he blasts Shia LaBeouf.

Rick tells Michonne that he’s ready to go look for supplies. Rick is so not ready to go look for supplies.

Michonne tells Rick to rest up and volunteers to go on the supply run. “Take it easy,” she says. In a Zombie Apocalypse. (Foreshadowing alert!!)

Carl is upset by the loss of Judith and becomes a sullen teenage boy. (Again? Even more?) He misses his sister, but who can blame him?

Michonne and Carl find “Crazy Cheeze” and she tries to cheer Carl up. “I’m laughing on the inside,” he says.

Intruders wake Rick up from his nap and he hides under the bed. No naps in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Meet Dr. Eugene Porter, an associate of Sargeant Abraham Ford’s. He knows what started this and needs to get to Washington.

Rosita Espinosa is a follower and companion of Abraham’s. She’s also pretty hot.

When Michonne finds a family who took their own lives to prevent becoming zombies, she protects Carl from seeing it. He opens up to her as a result.