Dear Avril,
We read excerpts of the interview you gave to Q Magazine and thought we’d jot down a couple of quick thoughts/suggestions.
First of all, we noticed that you modestly described yourself as “a very giving person.” Not to nitpick or anything, but just so you know, true philanthropists generally don’t need to go around bragging (to random British magazines) about how selfless and giving they are. It’s not written in stone or anything, just customary.
Second, the definition of “giving” typically does not include stuffing six boxes full of Manolo Blahniks and ordering your assistant [Ed: Really? You have an assistant?] to “Take it to Katrina.”
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Dear Jenny,
Next time you feel like taking a picture next to the Naked Cowboy in Times’ Square, ask yourself:
1) Do I really want to be here?
2) Would my Scientologist boyfriend, Jim Carrey approve?
3) If I know that someone’s about to snap a photo of me, is it really best idea to pick that exact moment to check out the Naked Cowboy’s “package?”
If the answer to any of those questions is “no,” then you may wish to reconsider your decision.
Best,
Jossip