True.com: Where married folk get fined 36987

We, uh, swear it (up and down, crossing the heart and the whole deal) that we only came across this because we accidentally clicked on an advertisement for the online dating service True. And lucky us, we had just found that 1-800-DIVORCE ad in the subway car so this this warning no longer applies.

This probably isn’t “new,” but we only regularly troll dating sites with lower time intervals between first email and first hookup. That means you won’t find us on sleazeHarmony, either.

There’s a “thank god gay marriage is still illegal” joke in here somewheres. (And we should note, True is one of our advertisers, but they in no way asked us to tell our married readers to cancel subscriptions to their service.)