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??? More surprising than the fact that Brooke Hogan lip-syncs? The fact that people actually showed up to watch her perform.

??? Breaking: O.J. possibly didn’t do it! Sources say there’s a remote possibility Simpson didn’t even know about the gun used during the crazy Vegas robbery-slash-shitshow meltdown. Either that or he was totally set up by some racist cops.

??? Bounty hunter continues to be racist, slanderous otherwise disagreeable.

??? Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood cleans up at the Country Music Awards, leaves Ruben Studdard to once again wonder exactly where he went so wrong.

??? Super-sized grandmother attempts to seduce Enrique Iglesias with her humongous girdle.