Media Blitz: Harper’s Bazaar, ‘You’re Not Pretty Or Chic, Unless—And Until—You’ve Banged Gilles Bensimon’

• According to Harper’s Bazaar, two out of every three “chic” stylish women has had sexual relations with Gilles Bensimon.

• Charlie Rose is “Larry King for Mensa members.” And the best place for presidents to give length one on one interviews without saying anything.

• NY Times shareholders demand a shake-up. When asked to elaborate, investors said they have no problem with “boring, elitist crap,” just so long as it’s turning a profit.

• Geraldo Rivera launches one-sided feud with TVNewser’s editor, calling him a “pubescent rejectionist.”

• NBC execs are nostalgic for the days when people actually watched their television programming.

• Which may or may not explain why My Name Is Earl is bringing “new car smell” and eau de “obnoxious cologne” into your very own living room.