Cable Quotables 38455

We were totally just about to write a thought provoking intro to this Friday’s drizzly edition of Cable Quotables, but it seems Intern Wendy’s already beaten us to the punch. “The theme,” she writes, “Things that make you go, “Hmmm.” Like, are smiling mugshots better than snarly ones? Which demonic twin will Nancy Grace birth first? And what’s up with Peppermint Patty…is she gay, bi, or a tranny? I always wondered about Marcie calling her ’sir.’” Us too! Good grief. Thank God it’s Friday…

• “I have two little shirts. One says, ‘I was here first,’ and the other one says, ‘No, I was here first. We`ll see.’??? Nancy Grace, apparently underestimating the need for daily shirt-changes, Nancy Grace, October 22

• “If you can smile during a mug shot like that, you???re kind of my hero.” Tucker Carlson, on why he loves Kid Rock, sociopaths, Tucker, October 22

• “Don???t these professional Christians have something to do during the day? I mean, didn’t Jesus leave instructions on how to plan your day? Something constructive? Didn’t he kind of help people?” George Carlin, pondering the occupational hazards of Christianity, Countdown, October 23

• “. . . there is rumors as well about Peppermint Patty, C3PO, Bugs Bunny, Bert and Ernie. Are these others that you are concerned about? . . . Are you angry that Ernie and Bert live in the same room?” Dan Abrams, in clear violation of Sesame Street’s ironclad “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, MSNBC Live, October 23

• “When the twins come, I don’t care what anybody says about it, I don’t care what anybody says to me on the street, they are going to wear those little yarn leashes when they can walk.” Nancy Grace, confusing her unborn fetuses with french poodles, Nancy Grace, October 23