The problem with the term ???beautiful girl??? is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute ??? and that???s fine because there???s a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) ??? but they???re not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy.
We???re reminded of how many people ignore that important distinction around this time every year: the lad mag ???Hot List??? season, when Maxim et al group together the names of every sad, drunk, Botoxed, sutured, bleached, commodified and infected girl in Hollywood and try to pretend the resultant stable has sex appeal. We???re sick of it, so we???ve compiled our own lineup of truly beautiful women.
• If you’re going to be romantic tonight, you could do worse than incorporating the video above.
• After all these years, Snoop Dogg would never get arrested for gun possession, and by gun possession, we mean possession of having arm muscles.
• New York City condom ads feature a Toronto landmark. At this point it might just be easier to move to Canada.
• Even gay old-diggers have trouble finding love.
• Mary-Louise Parker is engaged! And where is Billy Crudup now? Nowhere.
• This haiku perfectly encapsulates Gary Coleman’s new marriage:
The Wasatch Valley
Yields more weddings than Vegas
True love? Not likely.
• David Beckham proves that he’s the full package.
• Have you ever noticed how obnoxiously rich people are often miserly and sort-of eccentric? Perhaps this explains why Britney Spears is exceedingly fond of wearing clothes from Target and shoplifting items worth approximately $1.25.
• Mary Louise Parker gets back with her ex! No, not the one who dumped her when she was 8 months preggers. The one who has a goofy stache and played “The Heart Patient Who Finally Died” on Grey’s Anatomy.
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Mary-Louise Parker gets one of those trendy African babies. Just in time for Mary-Kate’s debut on Weeds on Monday! [Stereohyped]