Liz Smith Tired Of All The Rumor-Mongering, Wishes Everyone Could Just Sit Around Writing Long, Boring Stories About Taxi Cabs 36652

Sick of all the “psychojournalism” out there about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, gossip’s great-great-grandmother, Liz Smith, has decided to take the bull by the horns and print a possibly true, definitely boring story about a conversation that may (or may not) have taken place between Pitt and his African cabbie.

After reading Smith’s column, an excited Cindy Adams cried, “Thanks, Lizzie! I almost look sane by comparison!”