Miss USA Goes Down, And Not In The ‘Good’ Way
• Miss USA came, she fell, and she lost. Badly.
• Reactions to Lindsay’s second stint in rehab: “Lindsay Lohan has finally seen the light—and all it took was video footage of her doing cocaine, a DUI arrest, and photos of her puking on the sidewalk.”
• Michelle Williams totally has that “Brooklyn Hipster Who Sleeps With Heath Ledger” look down-pat!
• Meanwhile, Rose McGowan perfects the “Walking Against The Wind In A Low-Grade Hurricane” pose.
• Amy Winehouse’s mom is concerned, because (a) she’s negligibly thin (b) her hair is an ode to Bride of Frankenstein or (c) she’s clearly on crack cocaine. [Ed: The answer, surprisingly is (a)].
No. 1
Thank you Miss USA « Orderly Chaos says:
[…] BOOO! But perusing through the news wires today I did come across a really funny headline: “Miss USA Goes Down, and Not in the ‘Good’ Way.“?? So of course I click and I discovered that maybe I should have kept the channel on NBC […]
Posted: May 30, 2007 at 1:16 am
No. 2
january13 says:
Amy’s mother is a Jewish mother. Where’s the story? She’s a typical Jewish mother. All those characteristics cross countries, oceans and social classes. : ) and go on for Time Immemorial.
Amy, listen to me. Give your mother a wedding and if you want your husband to feel comfortable with your parents, clean him up and bring him over to their house, and… trust me on this. Have him call them Mom and Dad. I know, it worked for my husband.
Posted: May 30, 2007 at 9:50 am
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