• Karl Lagerfeld vomits a little in his mouth after seeing Courtney Love wearing a knock-off of his designs.
• Diddy proves his game is on par with his lackluster rap skills by awkwardly surrounding an engaged chick, then decking her fiance.
• Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Anniston dish about deviated septums; Aniston still wins, by a nose.
• Mark Wahlberg and Joaquin passed on Brokeback Mountain, opting to choose homophobia over career-defining roles
• Kirsten Dunst to take a break from acting. Dunst plans to utilize the hiatus by cultivating outside interests, such as painting, binge-drinking and “slutting around.”
• Scientology and Kabbalah in danger of being replaced by newer, trendier bullshit religion.
• Madonna won’t allow her daughter to wear tight jeans, still “up in the air” about conical bras.
No. 1
Spell check beeeoch says:
It’s spelled “Kabbalah”
Posted: Feb 28, 2007 at 4:59 pm