Joe Francis Beats Legal Woes, Salvages His ‘Good’ Name By Proving Those Impossibly Drunk Chicks Totally Gave Him Permission To Film Them Topless

Two women drop their lawsuits against Joe Francis and “Girls Gone Wild” after an incriminating videotape exposes them as being willing participants, as well as “having a nice rack.”*

Following the release of video footage that irrefutably proved they had given their consent to be filmed, two women (???floozies??? according to TMZ) have dropped the lawsuits they had brought against Girls Gone Wild head Joe Francis and his company. Aside from making themselves look foolish, the women???s outright lies have instilled in the pornographer an even greater hatred of females. Look out, ladies.

For his part, Francis is expected to celebrate his legal coup with a giant misogynistic sex orgy. This time, preferably, with more attractive women. [Mollygood]

*Quotation marks (and made-up remarks) added for emphasis.