• Britney Spears isn’t a productive enough member of society to warrant a free handbag…sniffs half-naked philanthropist Lydia Hearst.
• President Bush isn’t so good with remembering Valentine’s Day. You know what else he’s less than stellar at? Running our country.
• Bill Cosby’s pooch loses out to an English springer spaniel for “Best in Show.” Bitch.
• Kenny Chesney gets excited just thinking about Marisa Miller all the beautiful men Marisa Miller has undoubtedly slept with.
• Really? Paula Abdul has never, ever been drunk? Either way, she’s not our #1 choice for Designated Driver.
No. 1
hughman says:
lydia hearst didn’t choose the clothes she wore (unlike Brittany), she chose to be paid to model them. big diff.
and if it let me be groped by tyson beckford, i’d wear them too.
besides, brittany would just leave the purse in a restroom somewhere filled with vomit.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 7:53 pm
No. 2
Cumba says:
What is Mr. T doing with that scrawny little she dog?
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 8:23 pm
No. 4
MIMI says:
Tyson Beckford? He looks like Mike Tyson.
She’s ugly, but rich and thin… that makes up for a multitude of sins.
Still, her mama could rock a beret!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 11:09 pm
No. 5
hughman says:
“jungle nig”??
are you fucking serious? racist assholes like you should be banned from this site if they had the balls. , you only wish you looked that good.
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 12:00 am
No. 6
Damn. says:
I always miss the good posts. Jungle nig sounds funny!
P.S. I am black, so don’t give me any shit!
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 1:37 am
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