• Beyonce’s skimpy bikini offends the tender sensibilities of conservative Sin City residents.
• Authorities say the massive oil spill was likely caused by human error. When asked for comment, an annoyed Poseidon tersely replied, “Apology not accepted.”
• Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s newborn baby officially has a name! Next step: Toilet training the kid and teaching him how to memorize political jargon and mindless Republican propaganda.
• Reese Witherspoon’s four year-old already has his very first job offer. See that, Ryan Philippe? This is what happens when your son grows up in a broken home.
• Sorry, Jennifer Aniston. Terrence Howard’s just not that into you.
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