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The kids at The Smoking Gun took a break from chronicling Jeffrey Epstein’s tales of underage sex romps to dig up a little dirt on our favorite exhausted actress, Lindsay Lohan.

Turns out Lohan’s current producer, James G. Robinson, is a bit fed up with LaLo’s hard-partying ways. In a letter to his least productive employee (full letter after the jump), Robinson writes that Lindsay is running out of “get out of work free” cards.

“Today, you did not show for work (all day). I am told you do not plan to come to work tomorrow because you are ‘not feeling well’ … We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called ‘exhaustion.’ We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior.”

Of course they’re aware. Hello! They read Vanity Fair. Robinson’s letter was hand delivered to Lindsay at the hot party spot Chateu Marmont, and included fair warning that Lohan better shape up or she’ll be shipped the fuck out.

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Jul 28, 2006 · Link · 11 Responses