• Even if you do work at the Washington Post, you can’t just tell something to Vanity Fair and then “oops” forget you said it. We hear that VF employees might have to be a somewhat good journalist to work there … or least, like, own a tape recorder. [NYT]
• Jann Wenner is on the hunt for a President and CEO for his publications. Duties include: baby-sitting, conducting desk inspections, and busting interns who are canoodling with publishers. [WWD]
• Frank Bruni gets a drunken blogger friend. Welcome, the best thing to happen to winos since two buck Chuck, The Pour. [NYT]
• Ok, yes, we do stalk a lot of media people. But Monica Crowley was definitely not one of them. (Hello, she’s a girl.) [Page Six]
• St. Patrick’s Day is always crazy fun. Especially when you get some Kelly on Kelly action at Elaine’s. Oh, you just know Graydon Carter‘s going to be there in his green plaid pants. [Page Six]