• You may not have any idea what Soundpainting is (hell, we read the description and still have no idea), but you only live in New York once, and there’s nothing like name-dropping obscure art events. (Wed. 3/15) [Upcoming]
• RSVP now for this free preview of Thank You For Smoking. And please report back to us on the status of Katie Holmes‘s sex scene. (Thurs. 3/16) [Free NYC]
• Just what you’re going to need after a long “personal day” drinking in the streets: Death Disco featuring Shane McGowan. (Fri 3/17) [Southpaw]
• The good bands may be gearing up for the veritable clusterfuck of indie that is SXSW, but at least we’ve still got every hipster’s favorite masturbation fantasy, Jenny Lewis. (Fri 3/17 – Sat 3/19) [OhMyRockness]