Well, it???s come to this. Striking writers have so little to do they???ll hit up a taping of Last Call With Carson Daly.
On Tuesday night, strikers snuck into the studio audience of Last Call, a move not approved by the Guild, and reminded Carson Daly what middle school was like.
According to a tipster to Defamer, a few of the writers interrupted Daly before a producer warned that hecklers would be prosecuted, at which point over 20 people left the studio audience.
It???s hard to tell what makes Carson Daly look worse: crossing the picket line or the fact that 20 people can so easily crash a taping even with only Ellen taping new shows.
As we write this, we???re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside, currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we???ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called ???Comment of the Day,??? to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.
Today???s ???Comment of the Day??? comes to us from Defamer, and pertains to Lindsay Lohan’s Memorial Day weekend—more specifically, the part where she accidentally crashed a Mercedes full of cocaine. And, in unprecedented COTD history, we were unable to pick just one winning entry. The joint winners, below.
“What jerkface calls 911 because someone ran into a curb at 5:30 in the morning?” –Drewheyman
“That coked out bitch is always copying Paris.” –Colonel Mustard
Thanks to both of you for your unique perspectives on Lindsay’s near-death experience! Also, best of luck to Linds on her forthcoming court appearance. We hear saying you’re “really, really sorry” helps, but not as much as offering the judge a giant pile of money and a lifetime’s supply of “Hilton Hotel” points.
Us Weekly has another Exclusive!
(Well, as exclusive as a follow-up report to a story broken by the only person not focused on Jared Paul Stern last Friday — he’s from the other side of the country — could be.)
The story in question is a “cat fight” between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson supposedly started over a round of drinks, Brett Ratner, and someone calling someone a variety of names. It does make us somewhat happy to have celebrities around … if only to break-up the depression caused by the fucked-up shit real people do.
Relays a source, ???????Lindsay said, ???????What????????s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk s????????t about me, but now that Ashlee????????s not here, what are you going to do? C????????mon! I????????m 19 and you????????re 25. Say something, you coward!???????
Hmm. That sounds pretty Lohanilicous if you ask us. Us Weekly says you should buy the magazine to get the rest of the story, but, it’s pretty much already out there. Jann Wenner doesn’t need any more of your money anyways.
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