• Forget Red Eye. The next airplane horror flick is going to be based on Naomi Campbell‘s fight with her assistant. [Page Six]
• Lisa Marie Presley has finally beat J-Lo in the number of times married contest. [People]
• Dede Harris is not just a producer, she’s also a lesbian and a sexual predator. [NYP]
• When we heard Michelle Kwan was joining Disney, we were petrified that it was going to be for some “on ice” performance. Thank god, it’s just for some commercials — do those pay more than the Olympic commentator jobs? [People]
• And the Lloyd Grove nickname of the day goes to Diane Sawyer, “ABC’s mother-confessor.” (We think it’s a result of his displaced longing for Hudson Morgan.) [Lowdown]