T.I. May Be Jailed, But He Will Not Be Silenced 38585

Rapper T.I. was arrested and thrown into jail this weekend, thereby precluding him from performing at the ensuing BET Awards. The charge? Attempting to illegally buy shitloads of machine guns with silencers. Must be all that damned hip-hop music he’s been listening to/creating! That, or he’s out of his fucking mind.

Also worth noting: A Google image search for “T.I.” (a.k.a. the big, scary rapper with the big, scary gun collection) predominantly yielded calculators.

Which should come in mighty handy when it comes time to figure out how much money T.I.’s losing in record sales and endorsements on account of being incarcerated. Indefinitely.