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Comment Of The Day

June 4th, 2007

As we write this, we???re looking out the window and bemoaning the fact it’s raining, that our brand-new umbrella after less than five minutes of actual usage and we no longer have the type of job where we can call in “sick” due to unfortunate weather conditions/extreme laziness. And so, for your sanity and ours, we???ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called ???Comment of the Day,??? to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today???s ???Comment of the Day??? comes to us from Best Week Ever, and pertains to the public outcry towards the TB Guy (a.k.a. Andrew Speaker) who had the wanton indecency to risk infecting a bunch of unassuming Americans with a drug-resistant form of Tuberculosis in order to bang his new wife.

And while Speaker pleads his case to Diane Sawyer (”I???m very sorry for any grief or pain that I have caused anyone”) not everyone is graciously willing to turn the other cheek.

Some reactions, like Effini’s, were primarily fact-based:

I love that it also turned out his new father-in-law WORKS FOR THE CDC??? as??? A TB SPECIALIST!! Doh! –Effini

However, we tend to appreciate those who respond straight from the heart, like today’s winner, “Dust.”

But we I???d travel with Ebola if that were my wife and I was headed to my honeymoon. Sorry innocent bystanders, but I gots to get mine. –Dust

Congratulations, Dust! We hear that TB’s wife is substantially less hot without the mask, but if she’s smart, she probably insisted on wearing a full-body biohazard suit throughout the sexathon anyway.

In other words, everybody wins!

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