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Back Up Slowly, And Step Away From The Aiken

June 5th, 2007

As we write this, we???re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside,* currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we???ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called ???Comment of the Day,??? to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today???s ???Comment of the Day??? comes to us from Celebitchy, and pertains to reports (admittedly in Star magazine) that—when he’s not perusing the male online personals—Clay Aiken is bizarrely removing his socks and shoes, ‘draping his feet over [his assistant’s] lap’ while flying first-class from Los Angeles to Raleigh, North Carolina.

As always, the groundbreaking subject matter inspired divergent reactions.


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