Cable Quotables 36340

With O.J. Simpson back in the news, it’s only natural that his former fairweather friend Kato Kaelin would come out to support him grab another fifteen minutes of fame. “I feel sorry for Anderson Cooper,” writes Intern Wendy. “The return of Kato Kaelin from oblivion is enough to make anyone hit the bottle…even if all you can get is TheraFlu.” We feel the exact same way. Except for us, it’s all about the Robitussin.

• “I’m coming up there! You and me in the Bellagio, forget about it! We???re crazy!??? Kato Kaelin, looking to mooch off of Greta Van Susteren now that O.J. Simpson’s heading for the clink, On the Record, September 18

• ???But he — right, he needs more Katos in his life.??? Dan Abrams, on how a freeloading houseguest could totally turn OJ Simpson???s life around, MSNBC Live, September 18

• ???What are you doing later, man? Let???s get dinner!??? Kato Kaelin, hoping for a free meal courtesy of Dan Abrams’ expense account, MSNBC Live, September 18

• ???I???m doped up on Theraflu???which is helping me get through it all, quite frankly.??? Anderson Cooper, freely admitting that could never make it through an episode of AC360 without being on drugs, Anderson Cooper 360, September 19

• ???Oh, those kooky bears. . . . The other one???s trying to rock the other one. I mean, bears???I could look at this all day.??? Anderson Cooper, proving once again that TheraFlu is the new LSD, Anderson Cooper 360, September 18