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Star Jones Opens Up About Marrying Big Gay Al And Wearing Enough Bling To Make Mr. T Cringe With Disdain

“I screwed up the password for today’s column,” Intern Wendy apologized earlier today.

“My excuse?” she continued (ignoring the more obvious question of why in the hell CQ has a password in the first place). “I’m suffering from Post Glenn Beck Syndrome. The only thing scarier: Larry King’s Star Jones interview.”

Truer—and more confusing—words were never spoken.

• “I want to see if you have any legs or anything. Are you confined to a bed? Or do you—I mean, I’m just wondering. Pull back, please. I’m just wondering, do you have a life? Do you go out and do anything???? Glenn Beck, describing the average viewer of his show, Glenn Beck, August 16

• “Too much hair. Too much makeup. Too much jewelry.” Star Jones, on what she and hubby Al Reynolds have in common, Larry King Live, August 17

• “You were a baby?” Larry King, struggling to imagine Star Jones being little without the aid of gastric bypass, Larry King Live, August 17

• “I mean, we have it in a Petri dish. What do we do, just poke it with a stick for a while to see if it grows teeth?” Glenn Beck, auditioning to be the next “Mr. Wizard,” Glenn Beck, August 20

Aug 21, 2007 · Link · Repond

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