• Meanwhile, Ashley Olsen is reportedly going to great lengths to please her new boyfriend, Lance Armstrong. Including allowing his twin six year-old daughters to bring her into school as “Show & Tell.” [via Dlisted]
• Heidi Montag loves breast implants, long walks on the beach and the Bible, says religion is “how I got to where I am.”
• Tom Cruise proves that white man can neither jump nor dance.
• Heidi Klum horrifies Seal, her family by borrowing a few parenting tips from Britney Spears.
• Ashlee Simpson’s dress is almost as transparent as her desire to surgically alter her face until she’s the spitting image of her more successful older sister.
Actually, Ashlee Simpson altered the same beaky-but-beautiful nose her sister continues to have … so the analogy isn’t really apt … nor is AS’s dress particularly transparent … yours is a labored posting from any angle …
Posted: Nov 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm