How do you piss off Karl Lagerfeld so much that he is left glaring across the room and muttering to himself in French? Show up 30 minutes late to his show, and then act like you have zero clue who he is. After reading that Harper’s Bazaar article, we thought Ashley Olsen was totally his number one hag. Guess not, since the Chanel designer apparently scares the shit out of her.
To make things worse, when Lagerfeld waved at Olsen and tried to talk to her, our source reports that “She cringed away from him like he was a stalker.
Oh, Ashley, you should be so lucky. Lagerfeld’s already looking to give the campaign to none other than Lindsay Lohan, who seems to be making an honest effort to show up for things on time these days. Plus, since she’s a full-sized person, isn’t she probably easier to dress?
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