Skip to Content
Anderson Cooper Tired Of Having To Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Anchorperson Impatient For This Whole Tiresome ‘Save The Planet Crusade’ To Come To An End

Despite looking snazzy at last night’s Planet in Peril premiere, CNN’s ambiguous ubiquitous anchorperson Anderson Cooper was, evidently, less than motivated.

When CNN producer David Doss announced that Planet in Peril would probably become a regular feature on Anderson Cooper 360, Cooper groaned, “Jesus Christ! We really need to solve this whole environmental thing quickly, because I really don’t want to do it again.”

Or, to quote the words of a certain prescient pretend-frog: “It just ain’t easy been green.”

Oct 19, 2007 · Link · Repond

Related Posts

• 10/19/07: Now Who’s Gonna Defend Christiane Amanpour? (Comments: 0)
• 10/02/07: Despite CNN’s Statement to the Contrary, Victor Neufeld Is Leaving CNN (Comments: 1)
• 09/26/07: The First Rule About Getting Tazered Is You Refuse To Shut Up About Getting Tazered (Comments: 0)
• 09/25/07: The Talk Show Host Who Cried Wolf (Comments: 0)
• 09/24/07: Jiblets (Comments: 1)

Comments (0)

There are no comments yet. Post yours!

Leave a Comment