John Edwards Thanks Jury, Takes Responsibility For “Sins,” Professes Love For …
Reading Time: 2 minutesAfter a jury found John Edwards not guilty on one count and declared itself deadlocked on another five charges on …
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Zombie Apocalypse Averted? Bath Salts Ban Passes U.S. Senate
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIn the wake of reports that bath salts may have played a role in Saturday’s Miami zombie apocalypse attack, the …
John Edwards Verdict: Not Guilty on One of Six Counts, Mistrial Declared on Remaining …
Reading Time: 2 minutesJohn Edwards was found not guilty on one of six counts in his campaign finance fraud trial today, with the …
Sesame Street Used to “Break” Prisoners at Guantanamo Bay?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDetainees at Guantanamo Bay subjected to Sesame Street music for days on end in efforts to break their will, according …
John Edwards Jury Deadlocked, Sent Back to Continue Deliberation
Reading Time: 2 minutesA federal judge told jurors in the John Edwards trial that they must continue deliberating, just moments after the jury …
Defense of Marriage Act Ruled Unconstitutional
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAn appeals court ruled Thursday that the Defense of Marriage Act, a law that essentially denies a host of benefits …
Mitt Romney iPhone App Promises Better “Amercia”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGood thing Mitt Romney won the GOP presidential nomination Tuesday night, as he may need some positive headlines to overshadow …
Mitt Romney Clinches Republican Presidential Nomination; Can He Beat President Obama?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHaving effectively won through attrition weeks ago, Mitt Romney officially wrapped up the Republican nomination for president last night with …
George Will Slams Donald Trump, Bloviating Ignoramus Responds With Epic Comeback on …
Reading Time: 2 minutesConservative columnist George Will slammed Donald Trump as a moronic blowhard this weekend, prompting a blistering, unintentionally hilarious response from …
Chris Hayes Apologizes For Criticism of Calling Fallen Soldiers “Heroes”
Reading Time: 2 minutesMSNBC’s Chris Hayes sparked major controversy and debate when he said that he felt uncomfortable using the word “hero” for …