Jenny McCarthy: “Hey pretty bitches!! My book is now available for pre-order. Go to Amazon to order Love, Lust and Faking It.” (Photo above)
50 Cent: “I just got off the phone Usher and Justin you little asshole he knows I didn’t say anything about him. So tweet your little hearts out.”
Chuy Bravo: “They say milk does a body good, but it just gives me gas.”
Chunk Handler: “If my mom dates a black guy… Will that make me half black?”
Ross Matthews: “Someone just tweeted me a mean tweet about my weight. My best comeback: I love myself no matter what and I hope you do, too.”
Kanye West: “You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.”
Lindsay Lohan: “I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful. Thank you all!!!”
Kelly Osbourne: “What the f**k is wrong with some of you people it’s not just some friend I am defending it’s my MOTHER!!!!”
Diddy: “Rice Krispies are the shit.”
Kim Kardashian: “Your surroundings might change but always stay true to yourself, never change! *You can change the frame but the picture stays the same*.”
Katy Perry: “Signing up for a liver transplant now….”
Ellen DeGeneres: “Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen never seem to be able to find big enough purses & sunglasses. I fixed that today.” Watch the video below: