All this week, Kris Jenner has been promoting her cookbook, and we can’t help but think she could have used her time more productively.
Like, say, stopping Kylie Jenner from going to Europe with Tyga.
But hey, if Kris was willing to let her 17-year-old daughter travel abroad with her much older boyfriend just to plug her handy kitchen guide, it must be one hell of a book, right?
Wrong! Oh, so wrong. To the utter shock of absolutely no one, it turns out Kris is no Julia Child.
The book is officially a flop, placing 5,184th on the Amazon sales charts. Fortunately, one good thing came out of it all:
The reviews for Kris’ cookbook are downright hilarious. Some choice examples:
“Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she’s been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!”
“The recipes in here are bland and tasteless…I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles.”
“Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within.”
“I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS.”
Yes, it looks like Kris may want to stick with her day job. After all, her kids aren’t gonna exploit themselves!