They don’t call Scott Disick “Douche Lord” because he’s a bold innovator in the world of vaginal cleansing techniques.
No, Scott is just a D-bag with a capital. And yet for some reason, Kourtney Kardashian has not only kept him around for the better part of a decade, she’s gotten knocked up by the dude on several occasions.
Thankfully, it looks as though the creepster spell Scott cast so long ago has finally worn of, as sources say Kourtney moved out on Disick over the weekend.
“She took the kids over to her girlfriend’s house last week,” a source tells Radar Online.
Kourtney’s sad Instagram post from yesterday seems to confirm that she finally cut bait…but she certainly seems unhappy about it.
“Kourtney is trying to hold it together desperately because the baby is coming and also because of the holidays,” the insider says.
Kourtney is currently pregnant with her third child by Disick, so needless to say, it won’t be a clean breakup.
Watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online to be reminded of what just a colossal knob Scott is capable of being. Oh, and Kourtney, we recommend you do the same, if you feel any moments of weakness coming on. You’re better off, girl.