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Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Jennifer Aniston will probably all breathe a sigh of relief after reading this bit of gossip. Singer John Mayer dated all of these lovely ladies, and after reading what he had to say in a recent interview, there might be clues as to why he’s not married yet.

He admits that he is a fan of dirty texting but as a single 32-year-old, no one takes much notice. On his wedding day, Mayer would like his vows to read as follows: “Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her ass like headgear? Yes, I do — you’re the one whose ass I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life.”

So, we’re guessing he’s blowing smoke as usual, but what an extremely odd thing to say. Really…who says that??