Scott Disick Parties in Aspen, Refuses to Marry Kourtney Kardashian

If it wasn't for Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick would just be some random douche bag, instead of a wealthy, famous douche bag.

Yet for some reason, after ten years and three kids, Scott refuses to marry Kourtney. He offered this lame explanation during a recent interview with People magazine:

Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick pic

"If isn't broke don't fix it...I don't think we'll have time to get married at the rate we're popping out kids."

What a guy. Also super classy? The fact that Scott went on a bender in Aspen last week, just six months after ditching rehab and one month after the birth of his third child.

Here's some of the super-mature behavior reported by TMZ:

The first night, Scott and his crew reportedly downed $840 worth of booze at the hotel bar. The next evening they stayed in, and ordered $600 worth of champagne and whiskey up to their room.

After they left, it saw discovered that their suite was littered with empty bottles and cigarette butts, resulting in a $500 cleaning bill.

Bear in mind, Disick was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning over the summer and has repeatedly sworn to Kourtney that he'll stay sober.

Maybe his refusal to marry Kourtney is his way of protecting her.