Paris Hilton: “Strike a Pose ;)” (photo above)
Kellie Pickler: “I will walk to my final destination before I go through one of those damn tsa scanners. Privacy please.”
Jesse James: “Life doesn’t run away from nobody. Life runs at people.”
Conan O’Brien: “First there was Kermit, then Cookie Monster, and now Steven Tyler. Thanks, Jim Henson!”
Kelly Osbourne: “I can’t stand it when people are working out while watching the food network it drives me nucking futs!”
Sarah Silverman: “If I was a woman I’d sit around & play with my boobs all day.”
Lindsay Lohan: “Hate when I record a show, then I don’t have the episode that follows it! Then again, if that’s my biggest problem…life’s great!”
Ellen DeGeneres: “We’re ready for next Sunday.” (photo above)
Heather McDonald: “If your a porn star & have not partied with Charlie Sheen then you really haven’t made it in the business.”
Lisa Lampanelli: “Tampa mom kills son, daughter for being “mouthy.” How are these mentally ill parents allowed to keep their kids? No offense Dina Lohan!”
Photo Credit: Paris Hilton and Ellen DeGeneres Twitter