Happy Birthday, Randy Quaid!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteRandy Quaid! Our man! Happy birthday, buddy. We’d invite you over to celebrate, but you’d probably squat at THG headquarters …
Free Britney
Charlie Sheen on Lindsay Lohan: Leave Her Alone!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCharlie Sheen knows how difficult it is to keep his ass out of an orange jumpsuit fight one’s partner addiction …
Britney Spears Conservatorship Still Remains in Effect
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBritney Spears appeared on Glee earlier this week. Today, she appeared in court to discuss the status of her conservatorship, …
Heidi Montag Officially Tears Up Divorce Papers
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSpencer Pratt issued a profound apology to his lifetime love. He and Heidi Montag heartwarmingly reunited on the beach. Now, …
Oksana: Mel Dropped the Baby! While Smoking!
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s hard to hate the recipient of threats and sickeningly vile rants from a bona fide crazy person, but Oksana …
Snooki Seeks a Nice, Tan, Gorilla Juicehead Nympho
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSnooki’s list of criteria for a boyfriend is quite simple. If you’re hilariously fake-tanned, ridiculously ripped (possibly with the aid …
Jillian Harris: Ed Swiderski Needs to Grow Up!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJillian Harris is The Bachelorette once again. No, she’s not pulling a Brad Womack and returning to the ABC franchise …
Cy Waits, Paris Hilton Involved in Hit-and-Run
Reading Time: 2 minutesParis Hilton and Cy Waits can’t seem to fly under the radar. The ho-tel heiress and her Las Vegas entrepreneur …
Shaquille O’Neal’s Wife, Mistress in Cahoots?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteShaquille O’Neal’s estranged wife, Shaunie O’Neal, tried to meet with his mistress, Vanessa Lopez, to convince her to go public …
Michael Lohan Seeks Control of Lindsay
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMichael Lohan wants a Britney Spears-style conservatorship in place so that he may control his troubled daughter Lindsay Lohan’s entire …