Sorry Chris, no easy way out this time! A judge ordered this afternoon that Chris Brown will stay in jail until April 23rd.
As reported over the weekend, Chris Brown was jailed for violating the terms of his probation — the term being that he kept his sorry butt in REHAB.
Weeeelllll.
We all know that Chris can’t stay out of trouble, and rehab was no exception. He was given the boot for violating 3 internal rules of the facility. Not sure the specifics, but he violated a rule pertaining to staying 2 feet away from women when he was seen touching a woman’s elbows and hands.
The other two offenses? Talking trash about the rehab during a session, telling others that he is “good at using guns and knives”, and refusal to submit to a random drug test.
Seriously, Chris? “Good at using guns and knives???”
Yes. Such a smart thing to say in court ordered rehab.
Chris was arrested immediately upon being removed from rehab, and will now be staying put. Can we just thank the judge for making the world a better place?
Brown is facing criminal assault charges in DC on an unrelated case on April 17th. And we all know where he’ll be waiting for the results on THAT.
At this point, it’s not even clear if Brown will be released for the trial.
Ha. Ha. HAAAAAA.