As we write this, we???re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside,* currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we???ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called ???Comment of the Day,??? to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.
Today???s ???Comment of the Day??? comes to us from Celebitchy, and pertains to reports (admittedly in Star magazine) that—when he’s not perusing the male online personals—Clay Aiken is bizarrely removing his socks and shoes, ‘draping his feet over [his assistant’s] lap’ while flying first-class from Los Angeles to Raleigh, North Carolina.
As always, the groundbreaking subject matter inspired divergent reactions.
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After the fun and games guest hosting on Regis & Kelly, it’s nice to see Clay Aiken joking around on Fox TV’s Mike & Juliet, showing he still has a sense of humor about things.
Meanwhile, “things” still not on that list: gay webcam sex.
You win some, you lose some.
How interesting, Ms. Ripa, that you have such a problem with other folks’ hands on your mouth and face when you have such a tendency to turn everyone else into a walking petri dish of your children’s bacteria.
• In order to be a Whitney Houston fan, you must forget her crackhead moments. [Page Six]
• Unlike his brother Julian, Sean Lennon doesn’t need to sell out to be famous. He was the loved child. [TONY]
• If there is a voice which can cure diseases, it has to be … David Lee Roth’s? Ah, well, at least they didn’t choose Ryan Adams. [Y!]
• Sorry kids. The Boy George in a jumpsuit cleaning up trash days are over. [NME]
• Clay Aiken, George Bush, and a Committee for the Disabled. Yeah, we???re just going to leave it at that. We???ve got enough bad karma as it is. [NYDN]
• It’s much easier for celebs to sue non-US publications. Hence, Bonnie Fuller’s natural migration to the States. [WWD]
• Jessica Simpson fires her agent for not explaining to her that “brownhead” is not a word. And for not loving her boobs as much as her daddy does. [Us]
• This is the gayest Clay Aiken press release we’ve ever seen. Even the gays think it’s gay. [Queerty]
• We say goodbye to City Slickers star Bruno Kirby. We’re sure we made out with someone at some point while that movie was playing in the background. Thanks, dude. [TMZ]
• Uhh, Sandra Bernhard is scaring the living shit out of everyone. Everyone. [MAC]
• Lindsay Lohan loves Sex and the City so much, she???ll sleep with every man possible just to have Charlotte???s experience with crabs. Maybe even a horny blogger who doesn’t care about STDs? Not us, not us! [Hollywood Tuna]