• Before the paparazzi can get to them, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will create a documentary on their lives in Namibia. We wonder if this home video will sell better than Paris Hilton‘s? [Sun]
• Now that she’ll be delivering news instead of singing with Jimmy Buffett and sledding down snow hills, Katie Couric may just trade in her bright pink lip gloss for a business suit. [NY Sun]
• Crazy ass Jon Voight wants to say hello to granddaughter Shiloh … so he can snap a picture and sell it to Star for $2 million. [Lowdown]
• Restaurant guru Amy Sacco doesn????????t care if you fuck in her bathrooms. Just be quick about it. [Page Six]
• We can’t determine which is more pathetic: Lisa Turtle suing the Enquirer, or the Enquirer needing to scrape so low for stories. [TMZ]