• Isn’t just great when the paparazzi brings lost souls together? Kate Moss and the cops … it’s just like cream cheese and lox. [The Sun]
• Tracy Morgan pleads not guilty to DUI charges. Guys, he wasn’t drunk. He always talks like that. [MSNBC]
• Terrell and Derell Brittenum won’t continue their American Idol dream. Because they’ll be in jail. [People]
• Why is Colin Farrell having so much trouble with that homemade porn flick? Uhh, he wasn’t wearing his lucky underpants. [Sun]
• Seriously? Clay Aiken is gay? [Page Six]
• The secret service decked out in club wear? Yep, everyone has pretty much given up on the Barbara and Jenna Bush twins. [Page Six]