Last week, Lance Bass proved he still had some residual bitterness about being the least talented member of an already overrated boy band. This week, he proves he’ll do anything to grab the limelight. Including bitch and moan about Britney Spears and talk about the other N’Syncers homosexual tendencies.
Careful, Lance. Keep that up and you’ll be known as “the surly one,” instead of just “the guy from ‘N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and shit!”
[Queerty]
• A not-exactly-repentant Paris announces plans to keep a prison diary, which she will then auction off to the highest bidder.
• John Travolta continues to be embarrassed by his autistic teenage son, Jett. Meanwhile, Jett continues to be embarrassed by his pot-bellied Scientologist father, John Travolta.
• Meanwhile, “Because Brad and Angelina are not married they were unable to adopt a couple under Vietnamese law.” Fortunately for Brangelina, other third world countries are far less stringent.
• Meanwhile, Calum Best endeavors to help Lindsay Lohan the only way he knows how: by “cruising for girls and getting as drunk as he could.”
• Sharon Stone to play a “Hillary Clinton-type.” You know, if Hillary looking like an aging 40-something sexpot.
• *NSYNC alums Joey Fatone and Lance Bass had to wait for five minutes “before being allowed into the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel.” The horror!
• Duncan Sheik is such nice guy — most people wouldn’t even take the time to beat their sister up for performing at Pianos, let alone actually go and watch her. [Page Six]
• Tom Jones‘ face is at risk of falling off due to his excessive plastic surgery. Hey, Teri Hatcher, you might want to cancel those next twelve appointments. [MSNBC]
• Music bloggers: Just as morally depraved as real music journalists! [Marathonpacks]
• N’Sync fails to grasp the facts that 1) the world is round and 2)R. Kelly can’t keep track of what kind of gun he has. Hey, no one said pop stars were bright. [Onion A.V. Club]
• In response to recent celebrities attacking their assistants with blackberries, Ghostface melted his bling sidekick down so it can’t hurt anybody. [MTV]