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• Faith Hill tells a grabby Tim McGraw fan to “show some respect,” keep her hands to herself and refrain from any activity that involves balls flying at her face. In response, an omnipresent Stacy Dash quipped, “Well, there goes your social life.”

• “WHICH actress’ weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? She only started shedding some of the weight when he forced her to terminate her pregnancy.” Aw, they called Jessica Simpson an “actress.”

• We fully believed that Heidi Klum was modeling the chicest, most outrageous in cutting-edge couture until a small child laid eyes on her and said, “But she has nothing on!”

• Joe Pesci to marry Sly Stallone’s ex.

• OMG, Paris Hilton was disinherited by her grandfather, reports a myriad of unreliable websites.

• Kelly Osbourne drops thirty pounds by eating healthy, exercising regularly going heavy on the Photoshop.