We don’t say this often, especially not in light of the 2016 Presidential Election, but…
… thank goodness for the Internet!
While it may have helped get Donald Trump elected President, it also enabled a Texas resident named Kelly Fine to live-Tweet a date she bore witness to while dining in the same eatery as another woman and her manners-challenged love interest.
The setting? A sushi restaurant.
The hilarious mistakes this guy makes that may cause you to never want to go on a date again for the rest of your life? Too many to count…
Menus are for Losers!
We’re off to a good start.
A Problem Arises
Perhaps he would have known this ahead of time if he had looked at the menu.
You Tell Me!
How dare an actress ask a patron what sort of wine he wants?!?
Oh, Sweetie…
Was the man hard of hearing? Or unaware of what “sake” is? We may never know.
Remember That Menu Thing?
Again, it may have helped in this case.
Maybe He Can’t Read?
Maybe we should actually feel sorry for this guy?
Blonde Bombshell?
More like: this guy is about to bomb even more by talking about blondes.
Which Part of This Quote is Most Pretentious?
His “promotional” tour mention or the reference to San Francisco “locals?”
What Was He Promoting?!?
This seems more important than why and when he became a fan of sushi.
Look at Me!
Get lost in my eyes, dag nammit!
It’s Called a Men… YOU!
Not a Men… ME!
This Poor Woman
She apparently thinks so low of herself that she gave this guy at least a second date.
A Twist to the Story!
Wait… what?!? Are these two actually husband and wife?
This Guy Sucks
He clearly voted for Donald Trump.
Yup, Definitely a Trump Supporter
The guy just says stuff and doesn’t think any of it matters.
EWWWWW!
Who does this?!?
Just To Be Clear:
This is what he ate.
We Were Just Speculating Before About the Trump Thing
But, let’s face it, this wasn’t that hard to call.
What?
Just…. what?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stop Talking!
Start eating!
Just Tell Her What It Is!
And just stop eating it until he does, lady.
Return of the Chopsticks
The gall of this woman, huh? How dare she humilate him in such a manner?
25 Murders?!?
That’s at least 25 murders too many.
Clam-ing Up
Yeah, yeah, yeah…. nice to meet you. But about the lack of clams!!!
We Made It!
We may never be the same again, and we feel bad for that poor cigarette who just got introduced to this loser, but hey: we made it.