She may not be anyone's idea of the perfect mother, but for the time being at least, Kate Gosselin still has custody of all her children.
Earlier this week, Kate's idiot ex-husband, Jon Gosselin, made the claim that daughter Hannah lives with him. Turns out, he was lying.
“She permanently lives with me,” Gosselin said in a video originally obtained by Radar Online.
You might think that even Jon Gosselin wouldn't be dumb enough to make such an easily disprovable claim if it were false, but sadly, you would be mistaken.
It seems the reality star-turned-DJ was in fact completely full of it when he made the claim that Hannah is "free" from Kate and had made the decision to live with her father.
“[Kate] maintains full custody of all eight of her kids,” a source familiar with the situation tells People magazine.
Rumors that Hannah was living with Jon began on Father's Day, when he posted a photo of the 14-year-old on vacation with him and his girlfriend.
She was later seen in an Instagram video featuring one of Jon's DJ sets.
(Yes, poor Hannah is cursed with the most cringe-inducing dad on the planet.)
It's anyone's guess as to why Jon decided to make the claim that Hannah now lives with him full-time.
Maybe she briefly did and decided to return to her mother after remembering that her dad is a 41-year-old club DJ.
Or maybe Jon made up some total BS about one of his kids and decided to share it with the world.
Sadly, it wouldn't be the first time.
Back in 2016, twins Mady and Cara spoke out against the sob story their father had been spinning for the press:
“He makes it seem like we’re being kept from him, which is insane,” Mady told People at the time.
“He should maybe spend some time thinking about why we don’t want to see him, and maybe realize that if he ever does want a relationship with us, talking about us on TV is not the way to make that happen.”
There have been many, many low points in the life of Jon Gosselin.
But being blasted by your own kids -- who actually prefer to live with Kate Gosselin -- has gotta be a new rock bottom.