The 2016 Rio Olympics have officially come to an end, which means you can safely stop caring about swimming, table tennis and whitewater canoeing for another four years.
But if you think we’re about to just set aside our love of famous people in revealing swimwear, you’re crazier than Ryan Lochte in a gas station bathroom:
As you’ve no doubt heard, the US women’s gymnastics team crushed the competition harder than Simone Biles crushes on Zac Efron.
And with shredded abs like that, it’s not hard to see why.
Following days of grueling competition that saw Biles cement her place as the world’s most dominant gymnast, the 19-year-old hit one Rio’s famous beaches with her teammates Madison Kocian and Aly Raisman.
And they brought with them the most patriotic six-packs since Budweiser changed its label to just read, "America."
We already informed you that Raisman is hot. (We like to cover the supes important news around here.)
But this pic reminds us that all gymnasts who compete at that level are rocking impeccably chiseled bodies.
So while the women’s team took the all-around gold and Biles left Rio with three four individual medals, it’s important to remember that when it comes to abs you could bounce a quarter off of, everyone who climbs atop that balance beam deserves a place on the podium.
The games seemed to come and go in an instant, but everyone who competed will have memories to last a lifetime.
Except for Ryan Lochte.
That dude probably doesn’t remember much of anything.