Over the course of the 2016 Olympics, there have been countless articles about how sexist it is to talk about the attractiveness of female athletes.
But we at The Hollywood Gossip reject that notion.
After all, aren't the Olympics all about appreciating flawless specimens of human physicality?
Besides, we're equal opportunity objectifiers, and we're happy to bring you updates on the most gold medal-worthy Speedo bulges on the men's teams, too.
That flimsy justification brings us to Aly Raisman.
You may have marveled at Raisman's superhuman skills during the floor exercises that brought the US women's team gold last night.
But you may have also marveled at the way her American flag onesie complimented dat ass.
Look, there are a million places you can read about Raisman's epic floor routine during last night's team finals.
It's only at THG that you'll get an in-depth discussion of the curvature of her patriotically-bedazzled posterior.
We don't want to say it's the most important thing you'll ever read, but it's certainly not not the most important thing you'll ever read.
Okay, onto the perfectly-toned butt:
Aly Raisman on Instagram
The sight of Aly Raisman on Instagram is enough to make you wish the Olympics were every year. Or every two weeks.
What a beauty Alexandra (Aly) Raisman is, and a talented one to boot. The line forms to the left for marriage proposals.
Aly Raisman Representing
Aly Raisman representing the U.S. of A. in Rio and doing an impeccable job of it in our view.
Aly Raisman Floor Routine
Aly was breathtaking during last night's team finals. Yes, we're talking about her performance! Get you mind out of the gutter!
Leotard Game on Point
Aly Raisman looks great in a leotard. Or anything to be quite frank with you.
Aly on Instagram
Aly Raisman looking very beautiful on Instagram. Limber, as well.
Aly Up Close
Up close and personal with Rio Olympics gymnast Aly Raisman.
Aly Raisman Modeling
Aly Raisman showing off her modeling skills. She's a girl of many talents!
Aly Raisman Hat Selfie
It's not all practices and competitions for the 22-year-old. Judging by her IG page, the girl knows how to have fun, too.
On the Podium
Aly always wins the gold medal in our opinion. In life, not just at the Olympics.
Aly Raisman Strikes Modeling Pose
We see a second career in this girl's future.
Aly Raisman Stretches
Aly stretches it out before practice. "Flexible" doesn't even begin to describe this girl.
Aly Raisman Flying High
In our books, she can't get much higher!
Gold Medal Cutie
Seriously, why even hold a competition. Just hand her the title now.
Aly Feeling Patriotic
When you look this cute and have that much talent, even absurd gymnastics outfits start to look good.
Aly Raisman: Close Up Selfie
Aly recently posted this selfie. Podium makeup officially on fleek.
Aly Raisman: Swag For Days
Aly Raismanhas swag. That confidence can't hurt when she's doing her famous floor routine.
Aly Raisman on the Beam
Aly Raisman has been a multi-threat during the Rio games. Here she is wowing the crowd at trials.
Aly on Dancing With the Stars
Aly first caught our eye when she partnerered up with Mark Ballas on DWTS in 2013.
Aly went nude for ESPN's body issue. And for that, we thank her.