I hope LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian know that they're not fooling anyone with their "loved-up" schtick.
We don't need the tabloids to tell us that the two are constantly headed for a split/Cibrian cheats on Rimes, but it's fuel for the fire, so here we are.
The latest claim alleges that the couple - who recently celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary on April 22nd - are too broke to consider divorce, even though that's where their relationship stands.
“With LeAnn’s career in trouble and Eddie’s nonexistent, they probably can’t afford divorce, though it’s likely where there’ll end up soon enough," a source told OK! Magazine.
“Some close to the couple believe their arrangement is purely financial," the magazine claimed.
The source went on to call the marriage "phony," and added that “their happiness is just for show.”
In fact, the magazine claims that Cibrian and Rimes spent their fifth anniversary "together apart," meaning that though they were physically together, emotionally, they did not connect (this is my life now, explaining such things).
“There is zero passion there.”
Gossip Cop checked in with Cibrian's rep, who offered more than just the standard "this is false," response to the stories.
“They are definitely not broke and they are definitely not divorcing,” the rep told the site.
“Gotta love OK! magazine and their fantasies."
Doing her best to refute any and all rumors, Rimes did what she's done ever since saying "I Do" to Cibrian.
"Happy 5 year anniversary to my lover, my friend, my heart, my everything!" Rimes wrote on a throwback photo of their wedding day.
"We have walked through hell and back to be together and wouldn't change a thing.
"Our bond is like no other. I cherish you!"
They walked through hell? More like they put their former spouses through hell.