He may have played second fiddle to Chris Farley for much of his career, but when it comes to scoring with the hottest women in Hollywood, David Spade takes a backseat to none.
The diminutive comic has hooked up with scores of models, including Heather Locklear and Lala Kent, and now he's gettin' it in with the heir to Kate Upton's boob throne:
Just about everyone with a wi-fi connection has seen Charlotte McKinney nude, but these days it's only Spade who gets the live and direct experience.
According to TMZ, Spade and McKinney were spotted leaving Craig's in West Hollywood over the weekend, and their reps didn't deny they were on a date.
The fact that the two chose one of the best-known paparazzi hotspots on a Saturday night seems to be their way of going public with their relationship.
Spade may have dated Kaley Cuoco for brief period following her divorce last year, but the unlikely ladies man keeps most of his relationships casual.
So it's a bit surprising to see him essentially confirm that he and McKinney are an item.
But not nearly as surprising as the fact that the hottest model of the moment has been locked down by David freakin' Spade.
Take note, young dudes of the world: being funny will get you far. Learn to tell a joke.