Odds are you’ve seen Jessica Simpson in a bikini before, and if not, we really have to question the choices you’ve made with your life.
Racy photos of Jessica are nothing new, but they never get old. Take Jess’ latest Instagram upload, for example:
Yes, the 35-year-old mother of two rocked a red bikini top in honor of Valentine’s Day.
Oh, and her husband is there, too. But we’re guessing he’s not the reason this pic racked up 47,000 likes.
Not that we’re pitying Eric Johnson, of course. Jess captioned the photo "#ThisJohnsonIsGettinIt," just in case you had any doubts that the couple thoroughly enjoyed their holiday together.
So in case the two kids weren’t sufficient evidence that this married couple totally has sex, you now have Jessica’s hashtagged confirmation. Take note.
Seriously though, it’s nice to see that these two are still head-over-heels for one another.
We don’t want to jinx them, but they seem to be the rare celebrity couple that actually gets stronger the longer they’re together.
We think. Maybe we’re just reading too much into a photo of Jessica’s boobs.
In any event, this is a solid return to form, and it beats the hell out of that pic of Eric getting weird with Jessica’s mom.
We’ve tried to block that one out, but it just won’t go away.