In her own words, Kim Kardashian says she feels "fat as f-ck" at the moment.
This is true, of course, but it comes with a caveat:
The 35-year old is nine months pregnant and everything.
And after gaining so much weight... seeing her ankles swell up... experiencing a breached baby... and then going through a painful procedure in which she fixed this breach, it's clear Kim is ready to give birth.
We know this because she says so.
"Ready whenever you are lol," Kardashian Tweeted along with this photo of her large baby bump.
Earlier this week, Kim also reiterated that she's gained 60 pounds in her second pregnancy.
She says she is going to be realistic about getting her pre-baby body back once she gives birth.
"A few weeks to go and 60 pounds up! I look at other celebrities and Instagram girls who are literally so skinny right after giving birth," she wrote.
"How is that possible?!?! F--k, I hope people don't expect that from me, LOL!"
Sigh. No, Kim. No one expects anything from you when it comes to weight loss.
Only you are obsessed with setting a bad example and focusing so heavily on post-birth weight loss.
One's body changes a great deal after having a baby and most women see that as a small price to pay for the miracle of motherhood.
"I'm focused and I love the challenge of getting my body back and feeling good again, BUT I am going to be a little bit more realistic," Kardashian concluded.
Yes, good. Thank you. Maybe focus on the challenge of a new baby before you worry about how you'll look in a bikini next summer.